Quite some
time ago I heard of a transport company based in the United States that used the humble
bicycle as their main form of transportation. This was no cycle courier company
transporting piddley little packages around the CBD, but a full on house removal
company. With beefy looking trailers and arguably the most sustainable house
removal company of the planet (assuming you don’t count calories consumed by
the ravenous rider and the energy used to make those calories) they carted (and
probably still cart) large sofas, beds, you name it, to the new residence. I
have no idea the area range that this form of moving company was able to reach,
but it still gave me a pang of excitement reading about them and it got me
thinking.
Clearly
cycling to the other side of the world on a bicycle is impossible… well so I
have been told, so it was out of the question to consider such a way to
transport our stuff from New Zealand
to Sweden .
However, after our rather sedate but enjoyable Christmas break in Germany, we flew
back to the gloom in Stockholm – still no bloody snow, and got set to move
house intra-city. This move also coincided with a lack of a car and I am way
too tight to consider paying someone else to do it for me. It was a five minute
walk at a dawdle between old apartment and new house (yes a house!) and apart
from beds we didn’t actually have a lot of furniture. We did have six bikes
though, and most importantly a Chariot. For those that do not know what a
Chariot is, it is in effect a bicycle trailer that can covert into a pram. We
had purchased a double because… well, you know, we thought we might need it to
move house one day!
I didn’t
want to destroy the chariot, it has suspension designed for a maximum load of
approximately 40 kg so it was carefully packed and walked, sometimes cycled, to
the new abode. We were also in no real rush. A couple of trips one night, a
concerted effort the following morning, a couple more trips that evening and a
few more to pick up the bits and pieces of the next few days, and we were done.
We got a few strange looks on the way, but I actually quite enjoyed myself.
Please ring me if you need to move house, and preferably live in Stockholm .
So we are
now all settled into out new house. It is the fifth apartment/house we have
lived in, in the past 12 months, and if we have to move again I think I will
scream. Well we are nearly settled in. Our clothes lie in an enormous pile on
the bedroom floor, our kitset Ikea chest of drawers still lying in a thousand
(I kid you not) pieces beside them. Which brings me to another thing, Ikea Part
II. Yes, we had to visit the mighty Ikea once more. The bike was considered but
instead we hired the smallest car on the planet, much to the excitement of Ana
who to our disappointment has developed an unhealthy obsession with cars, more
than likely due to the fact that we no longer own one and she hardly ever gets
to ride in one. For a paltry 235 SEK (about NZ$50) we drove our advertising
covered little beast to the mighty Ikea and filled it to the brim with an
assortment of everyday essentials.
Post Ikea
visits are always spent deciphering lengthy instructions, unwrapping tightly
packed cardboard boxes and assembling a mass of screws and boards to construct
purchases so that they hopefully resemble something that looks like what you
actually viewed in the shop (as well as nursing a sore stomach from their very
tasty but at times questionable food). It’s kind of like meccano for adults…
but way more frustrating. Luckily Ana, currently the most practised of all of
us at putting things together due to the recent acquisitions of duplo blocks
and a wooden train set, was adept at helping.
Ikea Instructions - Get tools, unpack, phone a friend, phone Ikea, ask the audience, assemble, and what ever you do don't move it! |
So we are
now settled. We have a small garden and a shed in which we can fit five bikes
at a squeeze. Perfect for playing in the winter snow. Except there is no snow…
well there wasn’t. Colleagues at work commented the other day that this is the
worst winter they can remember. Not because it has been cold, it hasn’t.
Temperatures have lay around 5 Celcius for an eternity; and with it, it has
been grey, damp and miserable. But wait, it has finally snowed. Not a lot by Stockholm ’s standards by
any imagination… but enough to get all the kids out on their toboggans and
desperate skiers out destroying their skis on the grit. Once more it is likely
to stay and I am chomping at the bit for the -10 C bike ride to work on Monday morning!
Welcome winter.
Snow - About bloody time! |